Khloé Kardashian Jokes Childless Kendall Jenner Is ‘Wasting Her Life’ as She Begs Her to Go Wild with Sex and Tequila
Khloé joked that if she were Kendall, the only sibling without a child in the Kar-Jenner family, she would embrace her “supermodel” status by sleeping around and drinking tequila “for breakfast”
Khloé Kardashian is imagining what life would be like if she could trade places with her sisters for a day.
During the June 13 episode of The Kardashians, Khloé, 39, and Kourtney discussed Kourtney’s “Freaky Friday” Halloween costume, in which she dressed up as sister Kim when she was pregnant at the 2013 Met Gala.
When the Good American co-founder was asked which family member she would want to have her “Freaky Friday” moment with, she quickly responded, “Kendall Jenner because why the f— not?”
“I’m going to be a supermodel, going around town hooking up with this person — not that Kendall does that, but I would be doing that — hooking up with every f—ing person,” she envisioned. “Drunk as a skunk, no kids, no responsibilities.”
Khloé added that while her 28-year-old sister does have responsibilities, she doesn’t need to “wake up for carpool” or make her kids lunch every day. Since Kendall is the only Kar-Jenner sibling without a child, Khloé, who is a mom-of-two, said she would take advantage of the freedom.
“I am a f—ing supermodel with my Dobermann and a f—ing tequila bottle for breakfast,” the reality star told the cameras. “I would do it every day. Leave that man wherever I f—ed him last.”
While this would be Khloé’s ideal day-in-the-life as Kendall, she admitted it isn’t the way her younger sister lives.
“She definitely doesn’t do any of those things and that’s why she’s wasting her life,” Khloé joked. “You’re wasting it, Kendall. Let me be you for a second!”
Khloé isn’t always on mom duty, though. Earlier this month, Kim, 43, posted a series of pictures of the sisters enjoying themselves at a Janet Jackson concert.
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“That’s the way love goes,” the SKIMS founder wrote in the caption, referring to Jackson’s 1993 song of the same title.
In the first photo of the series, the two posed with their hands in the air as Kim showed off her auction-bought outfit from Jackson’s 1993 “If” music video. Khloé kept it simple in a sleep black catsuit and thigh-high leather boots, giving attention to her new auburn hair colo
